The Bitcoin Shrooms are a collection of digital art created and inscribed solely by the independent artist known as Shroomtoshi. The Bitcoin Shrooms are not officially sponsored, endorsed, or authorized by any third-party. Shroomtoshi expressly disclaims any perceived association or endorsement by any company, individual, or trademark holder. To the extent that any individual Bitcoin Shroom incorporates any recognizable designs, persons, or logos, it does so exclusively in a nominative or descriptive manner, or otherwise for the purpose of commentary or criticism. The meaning of any individual Bitcoin Shroom cannot be separated from the collective meaning of the entire collection. Shroomtoshi expressly disclaims any official endorsement, support, sponsorship, or affiliation with any third-party endeavors, including but not limited to any derivative art collections, business ventures, video games, films, or any other type of project inspired by or based on the Bitcoin Shrooms. Individuals who create or participate in any Bitcoin Shrooms-inspired projects do so entirely at their own risk. Shroomtoshi assumes no liability or responsibility whatsoever arising from any third-party's use of any of the Bitcoin Shrooms artwork. There are no projects officially sanctioned or sponsored by Shroomtoshi, and there are no social media accounts officially tied to the Bitcoin Shrooms art project.
ABOUT
Collection details:
Name
Bitcoin Shrooms
Chain
Bitcoin
Protocol
Ordinals
Supply
224 (210 Shrooms + Genesis Tweet + Hash list + 12 Proto Shrooms)
File type
png
Style
pixel art
Created by
independent artist known as Shroomtoshi
About Shroomtoshi:
Shroomtoshi is a digital artist with a strong technical background and a pioneering presence in the rapidly growing Ordinal ecosystem. His deep expertise in Bitcoin has enabled him to develop a unique digital art collection that embodies the spirit of Bitcoin through nostalgic and highly referential styles. Championing the ideals of freedom and self-sovereignty, Shroomtoshi maintains an air of subtle mystery reminiscent of Satoshi Nakamoto. His mission is to educate and foster a deeper appreciation for the cultural and technological revolution that Bitcoin represents.
About Shrooms:
The Bitcoin Shrooms collection is a pixelated recap of the first 13 years of Bitcoin, a homage to the 8-bit style of art that expresses a slight nostalgia for the 90s, a way to soil 10s of thousands of SSDs spread across the world with Shroomtoshi's art (next level cyber-vandalism),a tool to raise awareness about Bitcoin and what he personally views as its core principles, an ironic way to vent at what he sees as its annoying pop elements and aberrations. It is a thank you to those he worked with and learned from, to those who are not around anymore but whose names should not be forgotten. It is knowledge condensed and a journey for the curious.
Chronology:
Summer 2022 Shroomtoshi started working on the shrooms.
October 2022 The Bitcoin Shrooms are born. The official website for the collection: bitcoinshrooms.com, has been launched, along with a Twitter account with the handle @bitcoinshrooms. Shroomtoshi posted the first tweet, known as the genesis tweet, which serves as the birth certificate and is later etched on the timechain. At the same time, Shroomtoshi published the first 23 shrooms, some of which will be included in the official collection in an altered form.
December 2022 The first on-chain mention of the upcoming Bitcoin Shrooms collection likely appeared on the Signet network.
January 2023 The first shroom (Proto Shroom) appeared on the mainnet.
February 2023 The last shroom was inscribed on the mainnet - the collection is complete.
May 2024 Shroomtoshi decided to disappear in the style of Satoshi.
INDEX
NAME:SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUAL
DESCRIPTION:SO THE JOURNEY BEGINS. 'SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUAL': YOU'LL OWN BITCOIN, AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY.
NAME:NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS
DESCRIPTION:WELCOME TO BITCOIN. THE 1ST RULE OF BITCOIN IS: NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS. THE 2ND RULE OF BITCOIN IS: NOT YOUR KEYS NOT YOUR COINS. 3RD RULE OF BITCOIN: IF A CENTRAL BANKER YELLS “STOP!”, GOES LIMP, OR TAPS OUT, YOU BUY MORE BITCOIN.
NAME:NACHO KEYS NACHO CHEESE
DESCRIPTION:SAME AS RULE NUMBER 1, BUT MORE SUCCULENT.
NAME:BIP39 SEED
DESCRIPTION:YOUR BITCOIN KEYS = 12-24 WORD SEED. DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR BIP39 SEED AS IF IT WERE AN AVOCADO SEED!!! THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE. HTTPS://GITHUB.COM/BITCOIN/BIPS/BLOB/MASTER/BIP-0039.MEDIAWIKI
NAME:SEPARATION OF MONEY AND STATE
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN IS THE SEPARATION OF MONEY AND UTAH. AND EVERY OTHER STATE, REALLY.
NAME:FOSS
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN IS FREE AND OPEN SOURCE.
NAME:P2P
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN IS PEAR-TO-PEAR. NO TRUSTED AUTHORITIES OR THIRD PARTIES, ONLY A NETWORK OF SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUALS.
NAME:DON'T TRUST, VERIFY
DESCRIPTION:4TH RULE: DON’T TRUST, VERIFY. RUN BITCOIN AND BECOME A PEAR!
NAME:RPI
DESCRIPTION:5TH RULE: NOT YOUR NODE, NOT YOUR RULES. I GUESS IT CAN NOW BE EXTENDED TO “NOT YOUR NODE, NOT YOUR JPEGS” THANKS TO THE BOMBER @RODARMOR.
NAME:RASPIBLITZ
DESCRIPTION:A BITCOIN FULL NODE STARTER KIT FOR SLIGHTLY MORE ADVANCED USERS. IT CRIES WHENEVER GERMANY LOSES A SOCCER GAME AGAINST ITALY. THAT MEANS IT CRIES A LOT. HTTPS://GITHUB.COM/ROOTZOLL/RASPIBLITZ
NAME:UMBREL
DESCRIPTION:A PRECONFIGURED FULL NODE STARTER KIT THAT WILL MAKE RUNNING BITCOIN AS EASY AS SAYING “BYE BYE CLOUD!” @UMBREL. ALSO, LISTEN TO THE SCIENTISTS.
NAME:PRUNE MODE
DESCRIPTION:NO NEED FOR A DEDICATED RPI, THOUGH: BITCOIN CAN RUN ON ALMOST ANY LAPTOP IN PRUNE MODE. THE THING BEING PRUNED IS THE BLOCKCHAIN (AND JPEGS) AFTER BEING VALIDATED, NOT THE SELF-SOVEREIGNTY. HTTPS://REDDIT.COM/R/BITCOIN/COMMENTS/5YWRU2/WHAT_IS_THE_PRUNE_MODE_EXACTLY/
NAME:DELETE COINBASE
DESCRIPTION:ARE YOU SAYING YOU NEVER HAD A COINBASE ACCOUNT IN THE FIRST PLACE? 6TH RULE: DELETE IT ANYWAY.
NAME:BISQ
DESCRIPTION:WHEN BUYING BITCOIN, MAKE SURE YOU’RE DOING SO PRIVATELY AND UNSHUTDOWNABLY ( <- SOMEONE PLEASE INSCRIBE THIS WORD ON THE TIMECHAIN, MAKE IT LIVE FOREVER) HTTPS://BISQ.NETWORK
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:COINJOIN
DESCRIPTION:7TH RULE: COINJOIN! MONEY SHOULDN’T HAVE A MEMORY.
NAME:HOT WALLET
DESCRIPTION:8TH RULE: BITCOIN KEYS GENERATED AND STORED ON INTERNET CONNECTED DEVICES ARE MORE VULNERABLE TO THEFT. TLDR: HOT WALLETS BAD.
NAME:COLD STORAGE
DESCRIPTION:YOUR BITCOIN ARE MOST SECURE WHEN YOUR KEYS ARE GENERATE OFFLINE, AND NEVER TOUCH AN INTERNET CONNECTED DEVICE, EVER. TLDR: COLD STORAGE GOOD.
NAME:MULTISIG
DESCRIPTION:FOR SLIGHTLY MORE TECHNICAL USERS, MULTISIG IS ARGUABLY THE GOLD STANDARD FOR PROTECTING YOUR BITCOIN. HTTPS://BITCOINER.GUIDE/MULTISIG/INTRO/
NAME:SPECTER
DESCRIPTION:AND SPECTER WALLET IS LIKELY THE EASIEST WAY TO DO MULTISIG ON BITCOIN.
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:CASASCIUS COIN
DESCRIPTION:THE OG OF THINGIES THAT MAGICALLY TURN YOUR BITCOIN INTO CASH. THESE THINGS WERE JUST RAD! SO RAD THAT THE GUY WHO INVENTED THEM GOT HIS HOUSE STORMED BY GOVT GOONS IIRC.
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:BITCOIN FAUCET
DESCRIPTION:MUNIFICENT FAUCET THAT, BACK IN 2010, USED TO BESTOW ARBITRARY AMOUNTS OF BITCOIN TO WHOMEVER REQUESTED IT. REGRETTABLY, IT DOESN’T DO THAT ANYMORE… HTTPS://REDDIT.COM/R/CRYPTOCURRENCY/COMMENTS/MOSJB4/FUN_HISTORY_THE_FAUCET_THAT_USED_TO_GIVE_YOU_5/
NAME:!!!NOT SATOSHI!!!
DESCRIPTION:GUYS SERIOUSLY, LEAVE THE POOR DUDE ALONE…
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:SEGWIT
DESCRIPTION:PEOPLE SAY THAT THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEAS ARE OFTEN THE SIMPLEST TO EXPLAIN. SO I TRIED TO EXPLAIN SEGWIT TO MY GRANNY. SHE ENDED UP CHASING ME WITH A ROLLING PIN. HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/SEGREGATED_WITNESS
NAME:SEGWIT2X
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN AND HOSTILE CORPORATE TAKEOVERS AREN’T EXACTLY A FRUITFUL COMBINATION. FOR HOSTILE CORPORATE TAKEOVERS, MOSTLY… HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/SEGWIT2X
NAME:SHAOLIN FRY
DESCRIPTION:BUT IF THERE’S ONE THING THAT BITCOIN GOES HAND IN HAND WITH, IT’S WEIRD INTERNET DUDES STANDING UP TO HOSTILE CORPORATE TAKEOVERS IN THE NAME OF SELF-SOVEREIGNTY. HTTPS://REDDIT.COM/R/BITCOIN/COMMENTS/5ZSK45/I_AM_SHAOLINFRY_AUTHOR_OF_THE_RECENT_USER/
NAME:UASF
DESCRIPTION:9TH RULE: IN BITCOIN, IT’S THE INDIVIDUAL THAT MAKES THE RULES. AND SICK HATS, TOO. (UASF)H/T @EXCILLION
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:BITCOINERS INTEGRITY
DESCRIPTION:FORK YOUR MOTHER IF YOU WANT FORK”. AN ECHO FROM MEN OF PRINCIPLE TO JIHAN’S FAMOUS WORDS. PROSAICALLY: “GO AND DISRUPT YOUR PROGENITOR BEFORE YOU TRY AND DISRUPT BITCOIN WITH YOUR DEGENERATE FORK.
NAME:BITCOIN FORKS
DESCRIPTION:GHOSTS OF DEAD ALTCOINS: LIKE THE GHOSTS IN SUPER MARIO 64, THEY ALSO HAVE MONEY INSIDE THEM. BUT IN THEIR CASE IT’S ALL STOLEN.
NAME:FAKETOSHI
DESCRIPTION:SOME ARE MORE (IN)FAMOUS THAN OTHERS, BUT REALLY ANYONE CAN BE FAKETOSHI: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLAIM TO BE SATOSHI!
NAME:BLOCKSIZE
DESCRIPTION:HERE’S ONE OF THE MOST EDUCATIONAL PIECES OF BITCOIN LITERATURE AFTER SATOSHI'S WHITEPAPER: HTTPS://BLOG.BITMEX.COM/THE-BLOCKSIZE-WAR-CHAPTER-1-FIRST-STRIKE/ H/T @BITMEXRESEARCH
NAME:BLOCKSTREAM
DESCRIPTION:A STREETGANG OF PRINCIPLED, HARDCORE BITCOIN WIZARDS THAT’S ORIGINATED MORE CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAN THE BILDERBERG GROUP. THEY PUT A BITCOIN FULL NODE INTO SPACE, AMONG OTHER THINGS: HTTPS://BLOCKSTREAM.COM/SATELLITE/ @BLOCKSTREAM.
NAME:LIGHTNING
DESCRIPTION:RULE 10: IN BITCOIN, SCALING IS DONE IN LAYERS. HTTPS://BITCOINMAGAZINE.COM/TECHNICAL/UNDERSTANDING-THE-LIGHTNING-NETWORK-PART-BUILDING-A-BIDIRECTIONAL-PAYMENT-CHANNEL-1464710791… H/T @AARONVANW
NAME:LIGHTNING KOALA
DESCRIPTION:WONDERING IF JALLY HAS MARRED @LIGHTNINGK0ALA’S SATOSHI’S PLACE YET: HTTPS://SATOSHIS.PLACEOSHIS.PLACE
NAME:MEMPOOL
DESCRIPTION:KINDA LIKE THE BACKLOG OF YOUR HIGH SCHOOL HOMEWORK, EXCEPT IT TAKES THE EQUIVALENT OF ARGENTINA’S ENERGY CONSUMPTION TO REDUCE IT. H/T TO @MEMPOOL FOR GIVING A FACE TO THE MEMPOOL THAT I COULD STEAL.
NAME:MINING PUZZLE
DESCRIPTION:HALF PUZZLE, HALF METRONOME: IT ADJUSTS ITS DIFFICULTY TO ENSURE A CONSTANT AVERAGE BLOCK PRODUCTION OF 1BLOCK/10MINS. @NAS CAN ONLY WISH HE HAD ITS IMPECCABLE RHYTHM. HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/DIFFICULTY.
NAME:MINER
DESCRIPTION:WANNA CREATE NEW UNITS OF BITCOIN? RULE 11 -> HTTPS://YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=QKPXNQFRTZU.
NAME:MINING POOL
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN MINERS ARE KNOWN FOR REALLY ENJOYING HANGING OUT AT THE POOL. BUT AFTER ALL, WHO DOESN’T? HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/POOLED_MINING.
NAME:MINING PARADISE
DESCRIPTION:ABUNDANT HYDRO AND GEOTHERMAL ENERGY, CHEAP ELECTRICITY AND POLAR TEMPERATURES: ICELAND MAKES BITCOIN MINERS SMILE.
NAME:VOLCANO MINING
DESCRIPTION:HTTPS://TWITTER.COM/NAYIBBUKELE/STATUS/1442949756993490945 TIME FOR @GRUMPYGAMER TO PUT A BUNCH OF BITCOIN MINERS ON MELEE ISLAND IN HIS NEXT MONKEY ISLAND ADVENTURE.
NAME:GAS FLARING OBSOLATOOOR
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN DOESN’T WASTE ENERGY. IT PAYS FOR WASTED ENERGY. HTTPS://BITCOINMAGAZINE.COM/BUSINESS/OIL-FIELD-ALCHEMY-HOW-BITCOIN-CAN-TURN-WASTE-EMISSIONS-PROOF-WORK
NAME:GRID BALANCER
DESCRIPTION:I’LL LET THE AMAZING @LYNALDENCONTACT EXPLAIN THIS ONE.
NAME:BRAIINS
DESCRIPTION:PROBABLY THE ONLY BITCOINERS WHO CAN AFFORD TO REBRAND WITHOUT ELICITING SUSPECTS OF SHITCOINERY @BRAIINSMINING. RIP SLUSH POOL.
NAME:STRATUMV2
DESCRIPTION:A PROOF OF HONESTY FOR POOL OPERATORS THAT PREVENTS OUT-OF-BAND BRIBES, HASHRATE HIJACKING AND EMPTY BLOCKS. V2 STANDS FOR VERYCOOL SQUARED. HTTPS://INSIGHTS.DERIBIT.COM/MARKET-RESEARCH/STRATUM-V2-MIGRATION-AND-DECENTRALIZATION/
NAME:PARALELNI POLIS
DESCRIPTION:MITTEL-EUROPEAN CYPHERPUNKS ARE ALIVE AND WELL AT @PARALELNI_POLIS
NAME:BITCOIN PIZZA DAY
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN’S MOST DELICIOUS FESTIVITY. MAYBE JUST FOR LASZLO IT’S SLIGHTLY BITTER: HTTPS://BITCOINTALK.ORG/INDEX.PHP?TOPIC=137.0
NAME:INFLATION
DESCRIPTION:IN ARGENTINA, THE MONEY IN YOUR WALLET BECOMES WORTHLESS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “BITCOIN IS A BUBBLE”.
NAME:INFLATION^2
DESCRIPTION:IN VENEZUELA, THE MONEY IN YOUR WALLET BECOMES WORTHLESS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “B”.
NAME:CHAD
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN FRIENDLINESS, TRAILBLAZING BROADS LIKE @CAITLINLONG_AND@SENLUMMIS, A MARVELOUS RECTANGULAR SHAPE. WYOMING HAS IT ALL!
NAME:CHAD^2
DESCRIPTION:USE VOLCANOES TO MINE BITCOIN: INSTA-CHAD. USE VOLCANOES TO MINE BITCOIN AND GIVE THE FINGER TO THE IMF: INSTA-CHADˆ2.
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:FIAT MONEY
DESCRIPTION:TIC TOC, NEXT BLOCK.
NAME:BRRRRR
DESCRIPTION:MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRR!
NAME:JUST INFLATION
DESCRIPTION:MONEY PRINTER GO LGBRRRRRRRTQ2+!
NAME:ORANGE PILL
DESCRIPTION:YOU TAKE THE MSM PILL, THE STORY ENDS, YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR BED AND BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE. YOU TAKE THE ORANGE PILL, YOU STAY IN SHROOMLAND, AND I SHOW YOU HOW DEEP THE GOES.
NAME:WTF HAPPENED IN 1971?
DESCRIPTION:ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE ORANGEPILLING TOOLS OUT THERE. @WTF_1971HTTPS://WTFHAPPENEDIN1971.COM
NAME:BITCOINTALK
DESCRIPTION:A TROVE OF TECHNICAL RESOURCES AND THOUGHTFUL DISCUSSIONS FROM THE VERY EARLY DAYS OF BITCOIN. HTTPS://BITCOINTALK.ORG
NAME:R/BITCOIN
DESCRIPTION:A TROVE OF DEGENERATE MEMES AND HEATED DISCUSSIONS FROM THE EARLY DAYS OF BITCOIN. HTTPS://REDDIT.COM/R/BITCOIN/
NAME:BITCOIN AUDIBLE
DESCRIPTION:SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO HAVE WORDS OF LOVE WHISPERED TO THEIR EAR. EVERYONE LIKES TO HAVE WORDS OF BITCOIN WHISPERED TO THEIR EAR BY @THEGUYSWANN
NAME:BITCOIN MAGAZINE
DESCRIPTION:WORD OF ADVICE TO @PLAYBOY: IF YOU REALLY WANT TO CAPTURE YOUR READERS ATTENTION, HIRE @AARONVANW FROM @BITCOINMAGAZINE
NAME:BITCOIN TV
DESCRIPTION:THE ONLY THING THAT COMES CLOSE TO BINGE WATCHING MTV IN THE LATE 90’S. @BITCOINTV
NAME:BREEDLOVE
DESCRIPTION:THE MAN WHO TURNED DOWN THE LEADING ROLE IN MAGIC MIKE TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL ORANGEPILLER. @BREEDLOVE22
NAME:BITCOIN OPTECH
DESCRIPTION:IN THE WORDS OF @AMIZI: “THE BITCOIN OPTECH WEEKLY NEWSLETTER IS *THE BEST* WAY TO LEARN ABOUT THE TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENTS IN THE ECOSYSTEM. DAVE HARDING IS A WORD WIZARD THAT MAKES IT ACCESSIBLE TO STAY UP TO DATE. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND SUBSCRIBING”. @BITCOINOPTECH
NAME:CITADEL DISPATCH
DESCRIPTION:YOU'RE GOING TO NEED POPCORN FOR THESE LIVE SHOWS. @CITADELDISPATCH
NAME:BITMEX RESEARCH
DESCRIPTION:SOME OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY BITCOIN RESEARCH OUT THERE. @BITMEXRESEARCH
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:AUSTRIAN ECONOMICS
DESCRIPTION:I DON'T BELIEVE WE SHALL EVER HAVE A GOOD MONEY AGAIN BEFORE WE TAKE THE THING OUT OF THE HANDS OF GOVERNMENT; SINCE WE CAN'T TAKE IT VIOLENTLY OUT OF THE HANDS OF GOVT, ALL WE CAN DO IS BY SOME SLY ROUNDABOUT WAY INTRODUCE SOMETHING THEY CAN'T STOP
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:LIMIT
RULE 13: THERE WILL ONLY EVER BE 21 MILLION BITCOIN. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PAPER BITCOIN, THOSE CAN BE INFINITE( -> WITHDRAW YOUR BITCOIN AND #DELETECOINBASE, AGAIN! <-).
NAME:STOCK-TO-FLOW MODEL
DESCRIPTION:IT MIGHT HAVE ZERO ADHERENCE TO REALITY BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW CUTE IS IT? NO WONDER EVERYONE LOVES IT!
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:TO DA MOOON
DESCRIPTION:RIDING A #LAMBO, GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
NAME:BTFD
DESCRIPTION:RULE 14: DIPS ARE FOR STACKING CHEAP SATS, NOT FOR PANICKING. BUY THE F*ING DIP!
NAME:SCREW THE BEARS
DESCRIPTION:RULE 15: DO AS @BENTHECARMAN SAYS.
NAME:BITCOIN BULL
DESCRIPTION:OX.
NAME:BITCOIN WHALE
DESCRIPTION:WHALE.
NAME:BITCOIN MELONAIRE
DESCRIPTION:FACEPALM.
NAME:BITCOIN GAZILLIONAIRE
DESCRIPTION:THE BULGARIAN GOVERNMENT ALLEGEDLY SEIZED ROUGHLY A GAZILLION BITCOIN BACK IN THE DAY. OFFICIAL BULGARIAN SOURCES HAVE ALSO ANNOUNCED THAT IT SUFFERED A TERRIBLE BOATING ACCIDENT SOON THEREAFTER.
NAME:NGU
DESCRIPTION:NUMBER GO UP!
NAME:HODL
DESCRIPTION:RULE 16: IF YOU SEE A RED CANDLE, HODL! HTTPS://BITCOINTALK.ORG/INDEX.PHP?TOPIC=375643.0
NAME:DIAMOND HANDS
DESCRIPTION:DIAMOND HANDS.
NAME:REKT
DESCRIPTION:SOMETIMES THE RED CANDLES ARE JUST TOO MANY…
NAME:BITCORN
DESCRIPTION:NOT SURE WHERE THE BITCORN MEME ORIGINATED, POSSIBLY HERE: HTTPS://TWITTER.COM/SWISSCRYPTOCAT/STATUS/1258719327794139136 BUT IT IS NOW AN IMPERATIVE TO STACK THE CORN.
NAME:DCA
DESCRIPTION:WHETHER BITCOIN GOES UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, THE WISEST BITCOINERS FIND PEACE OF MIND IN DOLLAR COST AVERAGING. LIKE PSYCHOPATHS.
NAME:NO-KYC
DESCRIPTION:RULE 17: KYC IS THE ILLICIT ACTIVITY. LUCKILY YOU HAVE ALREADY #DELETEDCOINBASE SEVERAL TIMES BY NOW.
NAME:ETERNAL RICHES
DESCRIPTION:“IF YOU BUY 6.15 BITCOIN YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET ETERNAL RICHES AND BIG TITTY B*TCHES” - @AMERICANHODL8, ETERNAL GENTLEMAN.HTTPS://REDDIT.COM/R/BITCOIN/COMMENTS/CX11CG/COMMENT/EYKCIFI/
NAME:STAY HUMBLE STACK SATS
DESCRIPTION:RULE 18: STAY HUMBLE, STACK SATS. AND IF YOU NEED A REMINDER, JUST ASK @ODELL.
NAME:FIND SAFETY IN SATS
DESCRIPTION:BUOY.
NAME:STACKCHAIN
DESCRIPTION:HAVE FUN STACKING SATS! FIND THE #STACKCHAINTIP AND EXTEND THE #STACKCHAIN. @STACKCHAINSIG
NAME:SATS WARS
DESCRIPTION:AT SIGN VS KEBAB, THE THRILLA IN BITCOINILLA.
NAME:FUD DICE
DESCRIPTION:IF YOU’RE A BITCOIN CRITIC, THIS WILL SPARE YOU A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT: HTTPS://MEDIUM.COM/@NIC__CARTER/HOW-TO-CRITIQUE-BITCOIN-A-GUIDE-3E36B26F9642 H/T @NIC__CARTER
NAME:PYRAMID SCHEME
DESCRIPTION:LEGEND HAS IT THAT IF YOU PLAY THIS SONG BACKWARDS IT WILL CAST AN ANCIENT TUTANKHAMUN SPELL ON THE WORLD’S CENTRAL BANKERS: HTTPS://YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=WKCNPVAIVMI
NAME:OCEAN BOILER
DESCRIPTION:IT’D BE WAY COOLER IF BITCOIN CAUSED A WATERWORLD-LIKE APOCALYPSE BUT SINCE IT IS RELENTLESSLY BOILING THE OCEANS WE’LL PROBABLY HAVE TO SETTLE FOR A MAD MAX ONE.
NAME:RAT POISON
DESCRIPTION:“BITCOIN IS RAT POISON^2” - @WARRENBUFFETT
NAME:MYSPACE OF CRYPTO
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN IS THE MYSPACE OF “CRYPTO” IN THE SAME WAY THAT BOTTICELLI’S VENUS IS THE MYSPACE OF SNOOKI FROM THE JERSEY SHORE.
NAME:BUBBLE
DESCRIPTION:A BEANIE BABY CHEWING A TULIP SEED BOUGHT ON PET . COM WITH SOUTH SEA COMPANY SHARES, INSIDE A SOAP BUBBLE. THIS JUST ABOUT SUMS BITCOIN UP!
NAME:EXTREME VOLATILITY
DESCRIPTION:ALWAYS REMEMBER TO COVER YOUR KIDS EYES WHEN WATCHING THE BITCOIN PRICE CHART.
NAME:QUANTUM THREAT
DESCRIPTION:QUANTUM COMPUTERS WILL BREAK NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES BUT FIRST AND FOREMOST STEAL YOUR SATS: HTTPS://YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=WLZJYP3QM7S
NAME:SILK ROAD
DESCRIPTION:KINDA LIKE THE RECENT TRADE INITIATIVE OF THE SAME NAME BETWEEN EUROPE AND ASIA, BUT GLOBAL AND WITHOUT THE WHOLE CHINESE GEOPOLITICAL SUBJUGATION.
NAME:DPR
DESCRIPTION:WHAT THE ORIGINAL CHARACTER COULD HAVE BEEN HAD @ROBREINER MADE HIM A ROTHBARD FANATIC.
NAME:MONEY LAUNDERING
DESCRIPTION:JP MORGAN: HTTPS://THEGUARDIAN.COM/TECHNOLOGY/2017/SEP/13/BITCOIN-FRAUD-JP-MORGAN-CRYPTOCURRENCY-DRUG-DEALERS. ALSO JP MORGAN: HTTPS://EDITION.CNN.COM/2019/07/10/BUSINESS/JPMORGAN-MSC-GAYANE-COCAINE-SEIZURE/INDEX.HTML
NAME:SHADOWY SUPER CODERS
DESCRIPTION:TAKE THE ORIGINAL BAT-LOVING DARK KNIGHT. REMOVE THE OBSCENE WEALTH, THE ENGLISH BUTLER AND THE FANCY CAR. ADD A DISTASTE FOR AUTHORITY AND A NECK BEARD. HTTPS://DECRYPT.CO/76997/ELIZABETH-WARREN-CRYPTO-BIG-BANKS-SHADOWY-SUPER-CODERS
NAME:TETHER
DESCRIPTION:TETHER TRUTHERS HAVE BEEN SO WRONG FOR SO LONG THAT NOBODY WANTS TO MOCK THEM ANYMORE. YO @BITFINEXED WEN APOCALYPSE?
NAME:MT GOX
DESCRIPTION:UNFORTUNATELY, NO CHANCELLOR ON BRINK OF BAILOUT OF CRYPTO-BANKS WHATSOEVER. AS IT SHOULD BE🤔?
NAME:HONEY BADGER DOESN’T CARE
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN IS THE HONEY BADGER OF THE MONETARY KINGDOM. BITCOIN JUST DOESN’T CARE.
NAME:BITCOIN IS SAVING
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN IS SAVING TECHNOLOGY. @BITCOINISSAVING BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO CHANGE YOUR HANDLE TO BITCOINISJPEGS.
NAME:BAN
DESCRIPTION:OK GUYS CHINA HAS BANNED IT FOR THE 16348TH TIME CAN YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE BIT COIN THIS TIME FOR REAL?
NAME:WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM
DESCRIPTION:WHAT SPECTRE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF ITS BOSS DRESSED UP AS AN EYES WIDE SHUT EXTRA AND HAD A WEIRD FETISHISM FOR MAKING OTHER PEOPLE EAT BUGS.
NAME:CBDC
DESCRIPTION:READY TO BE FINANCIALLY TERMINATED AT THE FLIP OF A BIT BECAUSE YOU PARTICIPATED IN THE WRONG PROTEST? IF NOT: @NOCBDC HTTPS://BITCOIN.ROCKS/BITCOIN-VS-CBDC
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:LOL
DESCRIPTION:""@LAGARDE"" SHOULD PRINT A 1000 EURO BANKNOTE WITH THE RAY LIOTTA GIF ON TOP ALREADY. IT WILL COME IN HANDY IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS WHEN BUYING A LOAF OF BREAD IN EUROPE.
NAME:UNHOSTED LOL
DESCRIPTION:I LEFT MY UNHOSTED WALLET ON THE BUS AND LOST $100 OF UNHOSTED CASH AND SEVERAL UNHOSTED PICTURES OF MY UNHOSTED KIDS. WENT BACK TO MY UNHOSTED HOME AND TOLD MY UNHOSTED WIFE WHO GOT REALLY MAD AT ME! HTTPS://COINTELEGRAPH.COM/NEWS/UNHOSTED-IS-UNWELCOME-EU-S-ATTACK-ON-NONCUSTODIAL-WALLETS-IS-PART-OF-A-LARGER-TREND
NAME:BITCOIN IS FU MONEY
DESCRIPTION:OK THIS IS THE ONLY SHROOM THAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT MANNERS.
NAME:BITCOIN IS NEUTRAL
DESCRIPTION:BITCOIN DOESN’T DISCRIMINATE. EVER. YOU COULD BE A MONSTER WHO PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AND YOU’D STILL BE FREE TO USE IT.
NAME:WIKILEAKS
DESCRIPTION:YOU COULD EVEN BE A TRAITOR, A SPY, A DOMESTIC TERRORIST... YOU KNOW, WHAT SOME DERANGED PEOPLE WOULD CALL A “JOURNALIST”, AND YOU’D STILL BE FREE TO USE BITCOIN. HTTPS://BITCOINMAGAZINE.COM/CULTURE/WIKILEAKS-PUBLIC-DONATION-ADDRESS-RECEIVES-TH-BITCOIN-1480629241 @WIKILEAKS
NAME:FREEDOM CONVOY
DESCRIPTION:RULE 19: DON’T REUSE BITCOIN ADDRESSES. UNLINK ALL PAYMENTS AND DONATIONS. HTTPS://COINDESK.COM/POLICY/2022/02/16/CANADA-SANCTIONS-34-CRYPTO-WALLETS-TIED-TO-TRUCKER-FREEDOM-CONVOY/ HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/ADDRESS_REUSE
NAME:TALLYCOIN
DESCRIPTION:IF YOU’RE GOING TO RAISE MONEY FOR YOUR CAUSE, DITCH THE GOVERNMENT SYCOPHANTS (HTTPS://CBC.CA/NEWS/POLITICS/EMERGENCIES-ACT-BANKS-OTTAWA-PROTESTS-1.6353968) AND USE @TALLYCOINAP. HTTPS://TALLYCOIN.APP
NAME:NUNCHUK
DESCRIPTION:AND OTHER UNGOVERNABLE TOOLS: HTTPS://TWITTER.COM/NUNCHUK_IO/STATUS/1494885897577271299?S=20 H/T @NUNCHUK_IO
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:TOXIC MAXIMALISM
DESCRIPTION:LIKE A ROTHBARDIAN ELECTRON, A TOXIC MAXIMALIST EXISTS IN A JUXTAPOSITION OF STATES: “PRINCIPLED, TENACIOUS AND REVOLUTIONARY” AND “DERANGED, CONFORMING AND BRAINDEAD”. TRUTH IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, AND THERE CAN BE NO NUANCE.
NAME:DARK TETRAD
DESCRIPTION:HERE ARE THE UNDISPUTED PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAITS OF ANY SELF-RESPECTING BITCOINER: 1. MACHIAVELLIANISM 2. NARCISSISM 3. PSYCHOPATHY 4. SEXUAL AROUSAL AT THE SIGHT OF TUNGSTEN (TBF, THIS ONE IS ENTIRELY @NIC__CARTER’S FAULT). HTTPS://SCIENCEDIRECT.COM/SCIENCE/ARTICLE/ABS/PII/S0191886921008321
NAME:FRIVOLITY
DESCRIPTION:CAN YOU EVEN CALL YOURSELF A BITCOINER IF YOU’RE NOT WILLING TO SELL ALL THE CHAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE TO STACK MORE SATS? IF YOU ANSWERED YES THEN YOU’RE A SANE PERSON, BUT NOT A BITCOINER.
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:FORTH
DESCRIPTION:THE REVERSE POLISH FOREFATHER OF SCRIPT. HTTPS://EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG/WIKI/FORTH_(PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGE)
NAME:SCRIPT
DESCRIPTION:“BITCOIN USES A SCRIPTING SYSTEM FOR TRANSACTIONS. FORTH-LIKE, SCRIPT IS SIMPLE, STACK-BASED, AND PROCESSED FROM LEFT TO RIGHT. IT IS INTENTIONALLY NOT TURING-COMPLETE, WITH NO LOOPS”. KEYWORD: *INTENTIONALLY* HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/SCRIPT
NAME:MINISCRIPT
DESCRIPTION:IF YOU’RE A BITCOIN WALLET DEVELOPER, MINISCRIPT MAKES YOUR LIFE EASIER: HTTPS://BITCOINOPS.ORG/EN/TOPICS/MINISCRIPT/
NAME:SIMPLICITY
DESCRIPTION:THE FINAL UPGRADE, THE LEVIATHAN OF PROTOCOL CHANGES, THE SOFT FORK TO END ALL SOFT FORKS. AND SOMEONE HAD THE CHEEK TO CALL IT SIMPLICITY L🇪🇺L HTTPS://BITCOINOPS.ORG/EN/TOPICS/SIMPLICITY/
NAME:JETS
DESCRIPTION:THE FUNDAMENTAL BUILDING BLOCKS OF THE SIMPLICITY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. JUST KIDDING, THIS IS A HOMAGE TO ONE OF THE COOLEST MOVIES OF THE 80’S AND ITS SEQUEL, SIMPLY THE GREATEST SEQUEL OF ALL TIMES: TOP GUN! GO MAVERICK!
NAME:SOLIDITY
DESCRIPTION:BRO (JAVASCRIPT) SOLIDITY IS SOLID I SWEAR! BRO IT’S IN ITS NAME! BRO YOU CAN TOTALLY USE IT TO WRITE HIGHLY CRITICAL CODE SECURING BILLIONS OF $$$ AS IF IT WERE MY 12 YO NEPHEW’S FIRST INTERACTIVE WEBPAGE! BRO TURING COMPLETENESS!1!!
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:LOCKING SCRIPT
DESCRIPTION:A CHASTITY BELT FOR YOUR BITCOIN. LOCKING SCRIPTS CAN HAVE MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF KEYHOLES, BUT IN MOST CASES A SIGNATURE FROM A SINGLE KEY (YOUR BITCOIN KEYS) WILL OPEN IT. HTTPS://BITCOIN.STACKEXCHANGE.COM/QUESTIONS/75165/WHAT-IS-BITCOIN-LOCKING-AND-UNLOCKING-SCRIPT
NAME:UNLOCKING SCRIPT
DESCRIPTION:WHATEVER OPENS YOUR BITCOIN’S CHASTITY BELT, EXPOSING YOUR PRECIOUS SATS TO A WORLD OF DEPRAVITY IE SPENDING AS OPPOSED TO SAVING.
NAME:HASHLOCK
DESCRIPTION:A KEYHOLE IN YOUR BITCOIN’S CHASTITY BELT WHOSE MATCHING KEY IS A SECRET IN THE FORM OF A PRE-IMAGE TO A HASH. HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/HASHLOCK
NAME:TIMELOCK
DESCRIPTION:A KEYHOLE IN YOUR BITCOIN’S CHASTITY BELT WHOSE MATCHING KEY IS THE PASSING OF TIME. GIVE IT ENOUGH TIME AND EVEN YOUR TIMELOCKED SATS BECOME PROMISCUOUS. HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/TIMELOCK
NAME:STATE CHANNEL
DESCRIPTION:STATE CHANNELS, AKA “PAYMENT CHANNELS” AKA “UTAH CHANNELS” ARE THE TECH UNDERPINNING THE LIGHTNING NETWORK. WORTH RE-POSTING: HTTPS://BITCOINMAGAZINE.COM/TECHNICAL/UNDERSTANDING-THE-LIGHTNING-NETWORK-PART-BUILDING-A-BIDIRECTIONAL-PAYMENT-CHANNEL-1464710791
NAME:DUAL FUNDED CHANNEL
DESCRIPTION:SHOUTOUT TO @NIFTYNEI FOR BRINGING SOME MUCH NEEDED BALANCE INTO THE LIGHTNING NETWORK. VERY SPIRITUAL, VERY SHROOMY. HTTPS://BITCOINOPS.ORG/EN/TOPICS/DUAL-FUNDING/
NAME:ATOMIC SWAP
DESCRIPTION:A PRIVACY ENHANCING TELEPORTATION SYSTEM THAT ALLOWS ALICE SHROOM AND BOB SHROOM TO SWAP THEIR BITCOIN INSTANTLY AND TRUSTLESSLY. HTTPS://EN.BITCOIN.IT/WIKI/ATOMIC_SWAP
NAME:SUBMARINE SWAP
DESCRIPTION:A SPECIAL TYPE OF ATOMIC SWAP THAT SHUTTLES YOUR SATS FROM THE DEPTHS OF BITCOIN’S LAYER1 TO THE HEIGHTS OF LIGHTNING NETWORK’S LAYER2, AND VICE-VERSA. HTTPS://DOCS.LIGHTNING.ENGINEERING/THE-LIGHTNING-NETWORK/MULTIHOP-PAYMENTS/UNDERSTANDING-SUBMARINE-SWAPS
NAME:POLLO FEED
DESCRIPTION:ARGUABLY THE MOST RELEVANT AND MISSION-CRITICAL BITCOIN PROJECT OUT THERE: @POLLOFEED HTTPS://POLLOFEED.COM
NAME:BITPAY OBSOLATOOOR
DESCRIPTION:THIS IS NOT LIES: @BTCPAYSERVER IS INEXORABLY MAKING BITPAY OBSOLETE. FOSS FTW
NAME:HODLONAUT
DESCRIPTION:A SPACECAT WHO, IN THE NAME OF TRUTH AND HONESTY, WILL STAND UP TO BULLIES 100X HIS SIZE AND KICK THEIR ASSES, TOO. @HODLONAUT
NAME:LIGHTNING TORCH
DESCRIPTION:FEEL LIKE CARRYING THE #ORDINALTORCH @HODLONAUT? NOTHING LIKE THE THRILL OF PASSING AN ORDINAL AROUND ;)
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:TARO
DESCRIPTION:IN A NUTSHELL, PUT THE OPIUM PIPE DOWN.HTTPS://TWITTER.COM/BRIAN_TROLLZ/STATUS/1602105312198139906?S=20&T=QRXWXIDC7HV4XHR4LEWAJQ HTTPS://DOCS.LIGHTNING.ENGINEERING/THE-LIGHTNING-NETWORK/TARO
NAME:RGB
DESCRIPTION:STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO ME LIKE I’M @PETERMCCORMACK.HTTPS://RGBFAQ.COM/FAQ/WHAT-IS-RGB
NAME:TAPROOT
DESCRIPTION:SIMPLY THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD.
NAME:BIP8 ACTIVATION
DESCRIPTION:NOTHING BETTER IN 2021 THAN SITTING IN FRONT OF A SCREEN ALL DAY WATCHING THE NEXT LITTLE GREEN SQUARE POP UP ON THE TAPROOT ACTIVATION WEBSITE.
NAME:PROOF OF STAKE
DESCRIPTION:THIS SHROOM IS PROBABLY THE MOST CONCISE AND EFFECTIVE EXPLANATION OF PROOF-OF-STAKE YOU’LL EVER SEE BUT IF YOU WANT A MORE ARTICULATE ONE: HTTPS://SCOTTMSUL.SUBSTACK.COM/P/A-BITCOINERS-GUIDE-TO-PROOF-OF-STAKE
NAME:OFAC SUBJUGATION
DESCRIPTION:BECAUSE WHAT WERE PUBLIC KEY CRYPTOGRAPHY AND P2P NETWORKS INVENTED FOR IF NOT TO MAKE TOTAL SUBSERVIENCE TO GOVERNMENTS SMOOTHER? HTTPS://TWITTER.COM/ROT13MAXI/STATUS/1585814937141755904 H/T @ROT13MAXI
NAME:MUSIG
DESCRIPTION:KINDA LIKE JESUS MULTIPLYING FISH, BUT IN REVERSE AND WITH CRYPTOGRAPHIC KEYS IN PLACE OF FISH: HTTPS://BITCOINOPS.ORG/EN/TOPICS/MUSIG/
NAME:FROST
DESCRIPTION:IF FROST HTTPS://SUREDBITS.COM/SCHNORR-APPLICATIONS-FROST/ IS TOO CHILLY FOR YOU, GET WARM WITH ROAST HTTPS://MEDIUM.COM/BLOCKSTREAM/ROAST-ROBUST-ASYNCHRONOUS-SCHNORR-THRESHOLD-SIGNATURES-DDDA55A07D1B!
NAME:PLTC
DESCRIPTION:SOMEONE WANTS TO DENIGRATE YOU (WITH YOUR HELP) AND OFFERS YOU 1BTC TO SIGN THE MESSAGE “I HAVE A TINY WEENIE!” FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. WITH POINT-TIMELOCK CONTRACTS, YOU GET THE MONEY AND THE DEFAMER GETS YOUR SIG IN AN INSTANT, TRUSTLESS SWAP. PROGRAMMABLE DIGITAL GOLD
NAME:DLC ORACLE
DESCRIPTION:UNFORTUNATELY, THE ATTEMPT AT PIXELATING THE ORACLE FROM THE NEVERENDING STORY FAILED MISERABLY. IT CERTAINLY WOULD’VE BEEN INSANELY COOL. LET'S FIND COMFORT IN THE INSANELY COOL SEMINAL WORK ON DLCS BY TADJE DRYIA: HTTPS://ADIABAT.GITHUB.IO/DLC.PDF
NAME:APO
DESCRIPTION:SIGHASH_ANYPREVOUT, AKA “APO”, FKA “SIGHASH_NOINPUT”, AKA “COVFEFE” IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW FOLLOWING THE BIPS (BITCOIN IMPROVEMENT PROPOSALS) NOMENCLATURE ALONE WILL MAKE YOU SHED 10 IQ POINTS JUST BY TRYING. HTTPS://BITCOINOPS.ORG/EN/TOPICS/SIGHASH_ANYPREVOUT/
NAME:ELTOO
DESCRIPTION:IF YOU’RE A LIGHTNING NETWORK MITCH BUCHANNON, AKA WATCHTOWER, ELTOO ALLOWS YOU TO KEEP EVERYONE SAFE WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF RUNNING AND SWIMMING AND GIVING CPR TO RANDOM PEOPLE EVERY 20 SECONDS. AND NOT ONLY THAT: HTTPS://BITCOINOPS.ORG/EN/TOPICS/ELTOO/
NAME:COVENANTS
DESCRIPTION:A WAY TO PUT RESTRICTIONS ON HOW YOUR BITCOIN CAN BE SPENT. POTENTIALLY RECURSIVE: A LIFE PROBATION FOR YOUR BITCOIN THAT WILL PERSIST UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. HTTPS://BITCOINOPS.ORG/EN/TOPICS/COVENANTS/
NAME:CHAUMIAN MINT
DESCRIPTION:YOU CAN’T MAKE A MOJITO WITH IT BUT YOU CAN USE IT TO DO A LOT OF OTHER COOL STUFF. GRANTED, THE MOJITO DRAWBACK IS HUGE… HTTPS://BITCOINMAGAZINE.COM/TECHNICAL/WHAT-IS-THE-FUTURE-OF-BITCOIN-PRIVACY
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:SPACECHAIN
DESCRIPTION:SEE? HERE IT IS. HTTPS://VIMEO.COM/703246895/D89ABA6E56
NAME:STATECHAIN
DESCRIPTION:OH AND GIVE THE GUY A MAP OF UTAH AND HE WILL ATTACH A CHAIN TO IT FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. THIS IS LESS OF AN AMAZING TALENT OF HIS, TBH… HTTPS://MEDIUM.COM/@RUBENSOMSEN/STATECHAINS-NON-CUSTODIAL-OFF-CHAIN-BITCOIN-TRANSFER-1AE4845A4A39
NAME:DRIVECHAIN
DESCRIPTION:DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT CAR @TRUTHCOIN DRIVES? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HAS @BRIAN_TROLLZ KEYED IT YET? HTTPS://DRIVECHAIN.INFO
NAME:ROD ARMOR
DESCRIPTION:AKA THE BOMBER, THE MAN NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION.
NAME:ORDINALS
DESCRIPTION:EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BITCOIN ORDINALS:
NAME:BTC ROCK
DESCRIPTION:BECAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT APPROPRIATING SOMEONE ELSE’S ART ARE YOU REALLY NFTING?
NAME:ORDINAL KITTY
DESCRIPTION:BECAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT APPROPRIATING SOMEONE ELSE’S ART ARE YOU REALLY NFTING?
NAME:ORDINAL PUNK
DESCRIPTION:BECAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT APPROPRIATING SOMEONE ELSE’S ART ARE YOU REALLY NFTING?
NAME:ORANGEPILLED APE
DESCRIPTION:BECAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT APPROPRIATING SOMEONE ELSE’S ART ARE YOU REALLY NFTING? ALSO, THE WORLD SORELY NEEDED A DIGITAL ORANGE MONKEY WEARING A UASF HAT.
NAME:RAREST PEPE
DESCRIPTION:BECAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT APPR… YOU GET THE DRILL.
NAME:$69.3M COLLAGE
DESCRIPTION:"@BEEPLE'’S COLLAGE ALLEGEDLY SOLD FOR 69.3M DOLLARS. ITS SHROOMIFIED, APPROPRIATED VERSION WILL COST ONLY $69.2M. I URGE YOU TO BUY IT, IT’S A BARGAIN."
NAME:CRYPTO
DESCRIPTION:SOME CALL IT “CRYPTO”, SOME CALL IT “CRAPTO”.
NAME:BLOCKCHAIN NOT BITCOIN
DESCRIPTION:"IF @STEPHENKING TAUGHT US ANYTHING IS THAT THOSE EVIL CLOWNS LURING YOU WITH THE “UNDERLYING TECHNOLOGY” BALLOON WILL RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND CAUSE YOUR OLDER BROTHER TO STUTTER FOR LIFE."
NAME:ALTCOINS
DESCRIPTION:WORD OF ADVICE, KEEP THIS SHROOM IN MIND THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE TRIES TO SELL YOU THE NEW CUMROCKET IS THE NEW TITCOIN IS THE NEW JESUSCOIN.
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:JACK DORSEY
DESCRIPTION:"WONDERING HOW MANY DIGITAL SHROOMS @JACK HAD IN HIS LIFE…"
NAME:SPIRAL
DESCRIPTION:"COVERING BITCOIN DEVS WITH MONEY LIKE IT’S FUN COUPONS. @SPIRALBTC"
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:BDK
DESCRIPTION:"THE EASIEST WAY TO BUILD BITCOIN WALLETS: HTTPS://BITCOINDEVKIT.ORG @BITCOINDEVKIT"
NAME:LDK
DESCRIPTION:"THE EASIEST WAY TO INTEGRATE LIGHTNING INTO BITCOIN WALLETS: HTTPS://LIGHTNINGDEVKIT.ORG/@LIGHTNINGDEVKIT"
NAME:PYTHON BITCOINLIB
DESCRIPTION:"“THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF THE BITCOIN PROTOCOL”HTTPS://PYPI.ORG/PROJECT/PYTHON-BITCOINLIB/"
DESCRIPTION:"BESIDE STAYING HUMBLE AND STACKING SATS, RULE 20: DONATE SATS TO FOSS PROJECTS! HTTPS://OPENSATS.ORG @OPENSATS"
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUAL
DESCRIPTION:SO THE JOURNEY BEGINS. 'SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUAL': YOU'LL OWN BITCOIN, AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY.
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:UNDEFINED
DESCRIPTION:
NAME:LIBSECP256K1
DESCRIPTION:SLIGHT INACCURACY: THE CURVE IS ACTUALLY JUST A BUNCH OF SCATTERED POINTS THAT REFLECT ACROSS THE X-AXIS. CALL IT CREATIVE LICENSE. IF THIS IS JUST TOO DEPRESSINGLY NERDY GO BACK TO LOOKING AT MISS UNIVERSE FINLAND. HTTPS://GITHUB.COM/BITCOIN-CORE/SECP256K1
NAME:BITCOIN WHITEPAPER
DESCRIPTION:OK IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT YET, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH DIGITAL SHROOMS AND GO READ IT NOW! HTTPS://BITCOIN.ORG/BITCOIN.PDF
NAME:HASHCASH
DESCRIPTION:“TO IMPLEMENT A DISTRIBUTED TIMESTAMP SERVER ON A PEER-TO-PEER BASIS, WE WILL NEED TO USE A PROOF-OF-WORK SYSTEM SIMILAR TO ADAM BACK'S HASHCASH”. S.N.
NAME:DIGITAL GOLD
DESCRIPTION:“THE STEADY ADDITION OF A CONSTANT AMOUNT OF NEW COINS IS ANALOGOUS TO GOLD MINERS EXPENDING RESOURCES TO ADD GOLD TO CIRCULATION. IN OUR CASE, IT IS CPU TIME AND ELECTRICITY THAT IS EXPENDED”. S.N.
NAME:TIMECHAIN
DESCRIPTION:21ST AND LAST RULE: THE ONLY HIPSTER WAY TO CALL THE BITCOIN BLOCKCHAIN IS “THE TIMECHAIN”.
NAME:RABBI
DESCRIPTION:A BRILLIANT MIND, A KIND SOUL, AND A DEVIOUS SCHEMER. THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE VERY FRONT LINE FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT.
NAME:HAL
DESCRIPTION:THANK YOU FOR SHOWING WHAT UNWAVERING STRENGTH LOOKS LIKE, HOWEVER INSURMOUNTABLE THE BATTLE.
NAME:SATOSHI
DESCRIPTION:THANK YOU FOR GIFTING HOPE TO THE WORLD.
NAME:ANDREAS
DESCRIPTION:THANK YOU FOR SHOWING HOPE TO THE WORLD.
